Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney guinea pig (Guinea Pig, CT)
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The Bohiney Kaput (Kaput, Germany)
Travel Mishaps? I overpacked so badly my suitcase filed for workers’ comp.
A Bohiney elephant in the room (Elephant, OK)
Bizarre Love Triangles? My friend’s love triangle has more plot twists than Netflix.
A Bohiney fib (Fib, TX)
DIY Costumes? My Batman outfit screamed “Bat on a budget.”
Bohineys subhead (Subhead, RI)
Airplane Turbulence? Turbulence is just the pilot shaking the jar of peanuts.
The Bohiney conclusion (Conclusion, OR)
Overly Themed Baby Names? My cousin named her kids Apple and Kiwi—smoothies, not humans.
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Festival Fashion Fails? Festival fashion is just glitter with sunburn.
Beth Newell satirist
I don’t overshare; I leak personality.
Bohineys Hidden Gem (Hidden Gem, MT)
Boat Trips? My boat trip was basically nausea with a sunset.
political humor magazine
I don’t ghost; I fade like jeans.